Wednesday, October 12, 2011

The Phineas and Ferb Drinking Game

With no end in sight to the Twilight madness that has consumed Phineas and Ferb at the moment, I shall give you a tool to help you survive.
I give you...The Phineas and Ferb Drinking Game! (Created by me, Agent R)



*~*Phineas and Ferb Drinking Game*~*

1 DRINK:

-When the episode starts

-Perry puts on his hat.

-Catch phrases:
I know what we’re gonna do today!
Hey, where’s Perry?
Curse you Perry the platypus!
Yes, yes we/I are/am.
**Isabella**: Whatcha doin’?
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
Perry’s growl.
TRI-STATE AREA!
Oh there you are Perry.
“...-Inator!”
“How un...and by un I mean COMPLETELY...”
Dooby dooby doo bah....
He's a platypus. They don't do much.

-Phineas and Ferb complete their project for the day.

-When Candace calls/goes to get her mother.

-The end credits roll.


TWO DRINKS

-Vanessa/Suzy/Norm/Charlene/Django/Irving/Pinky appear

-Giant floating baby head

-Fireside Girls show up

-Norm speaks.

-Someone breaks the fourth wall/addresses the audience directly.

-There’s a reference to space/sci-fi/aliens.

-When someone references the title sequence (either by words or by action).

-Phineas and Ferb leave Danville.



THREE DRINKS

-Whenever a song from a different episode shows up (i.e. Elevator music, hummed)

-When someone crossdresses.

-When someone BESIDES Isabella says “Whatcha’ doin’?”

-Norm, Stacy, Linda, Lawrence, etc. (the secondary characters) get a musical number.

-A main character speaks in a language besides English. (Platypus does not count)

-Doofenshmirtz and Monogram speak to each other.

SPECIAL DRINKS

-Whenever Doof flashes back, drink the number of times he flashes back per episode. (i.e. 1 flashback = 1 drink, 2 flashbacks = an additional 2 drinks)

-When Ferb speaks, drink once for every word.

-Drink 2 times for every musical number.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Trust me...it works. But absolutely NO drinking and driving, or I will go Platyborg on your ass.

Stay safe!

AGENT R IS OUT. PEACE

2 comments:

  1. I would be gone. I would be SO GONE. Just... floor. The floor would meet my face.

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